Christmas is cancelled

God rest thee, rotund gentleman,
Take off Christmas day,
Don’t listen to the children,
Wailing in dismay.
For you have worked for centuries,
And they smell, anyway.
Oh, no gifts for girls and boys,
Stinky girls and boys,
Oh, no gifts for stinky girls and boys.

God rest thee, rotund gentleman,
Take a holiday,
Remember, unions fought for this,
(And a better rate of pay).
To save us all from Amazon’s hours,
And give us time to play!
Oh, more leisure time for girls and boys,
Stinky girls and boys,
Oh, more leisure time for girls and boys!

To the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen… Silly one for the kids this. I tease my children every year saying Santa might have a Christmas holiday. I tell them a few thousand years on the job means he deserves a day off, and he is going to Barbados taking Rudolph with him so he can recharge his nose in the sun.